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046 How Did You Ever Get Here? 你是怎样来的?

外国人讲:

One winter morning,an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. “It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead,I slipped back two.”

The boss eyed him suspiciously.“Oh, yeah?Then how did you ever get here?”

“Ifinally gave up,”he said,“and started for home.”

1employee[Ιm'plɔΙiː]n.雇员

2show up出现

3slippery['slΙpərΙ]adj.滑的

4suspiciously[sə'spΙ∫əslΙ]adv.猜疑地

中国人讲:

一个冬天的早晨,一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了45分钟才起来上班。“外面太滑了,我每向前迈一步,就要向后退两步。”

老板狐疑地看着他。“噢,是吗?那你是怎样到这里来的?”

“后来我决定放弃,”他说,“然后我就往家里走。”