045 Imitate Birds 模仿鸟儿

外国人讲：

A man tried to get a job in a stage show. “What can you do？”asked the producer.

“Imitate birds.”the man said.

“Are you kidding？”answered the producer， “People like that are a dime a dozen.”

“Well，I guess that’s that.”said the actor，as he spread his arms andflew out the window.

1job[dʒɒb]n.工作

2stage[steΙdʒ]n.舞台

3imitate[＇ΙmΙteΙt]v.模仿

4spread[spred]v.展开

中国人讲：

一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。负责人问：“你能干什么呢？”

“模仿鸟儿。”那人说。

“你在开玩笑吧？”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”

“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，然后就展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。