089 Three Pastors 三个牧师

外国人讲：

Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner.One said，“You know，since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church.I’ve tried everything—noise，spray，cats—nothing seems to scare them away.”

中国人讲：

三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道：“你们知道吗，自从夏天来临，我教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰，我用尽了一切办法——噪音、喷雾、猫——似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。”

Another said，“Yes，me too.I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic.I’ve been had the place fumigated，and they still won’t go away.”

The third said，“I baptized all mine，and made them members of the churchhaven’t seen one back since！”

1pastor[＇paːstə]n.牧师

2diner[＇daΙnə]n.小餐馆

3loft[lɒft]n.阁楼

4scare[skeə]v.吓走

另外一位说：“是啊，我也有同种困扰。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍，它们还是赶不走。”

第三个牧师说：“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼，让它们成为教会的一员……从此一只也没有再回来过。”