078 A Neuropathy 一个神经病

外国人讲：

There is a neuropathy.No one knows how he has got a pistol.One day he was walking in a small black alley.When suddenly a young man showed，the neuropathy said nothing but to held him on the ground and point his pistol at his head，asks，“What is one plus one？”

Terrified as the young people，he thought for a long time and answered，“Two.”

The neuropathy then killed him without hesitation.And then he held the pistol in his arms and said in a cold voice，“You’ve known too much”

1neuropathy[njʊə'rɒpəθΙ]n.神经病

2pistol[＇pΙstl]n.手枪

3alley[＇ælΙ]n.胡同

4plus[plʌs]prep.加

中国人讲：

有一个神经病，不知道从哪里弄来了一把手枪。有一天他走在一条小黑胡同里，突然遇上一个年轻人，神经病二话不说将其按在地上用枪指着他的头。问道，“一加一得几？”

年轻人吓坏了，沉思了很久。回答：“等于二。”

神经病毫不犹豫地打死了他。然后他把抢揣在怀里，冰冷地说了一句：“你知道得太多了……”