033 Secret for a Long Life 长寿的秘诀

外国人讲：

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look，”she says.“What’s your secret for a long，

happy life？” “I smoke three packs a day，drink a case of

whiskey a week，eat fatty foods and never，ever

exercise.” “Wow，that’s amazing，”says the woman.

“How old are you？” “Twenty-six.”

1rock[rɒk]v.来回摇动

2porch[pɔːt∫]n.门廊

3smoke[sməuk]v.抽烟

4pack[pæk]n.一包什么？”

“我每天抽3包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼过。”

“哦，真神奇，”女士说，“你高寿？”

“26。”

中国人讲：

一位女士走向坐在门廊椅子上摇动着的小老头。

“我无意中发现，你是那么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是