027 Blind Date 相亲

外国人讲：

After being with her all evening，the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date.Earlier，he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table，he lowered his eyes，put on a grim expression and said，“I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.”

“Thank heavens，”his date replied.“If yours hadn’t，mine would have had to！”

1minute[＇mΙnΙt]n.片刻

2blind date相亲

3secretly[＇siːkrətlΙ]adv.秘密地

4grim[ɡrΙm]adj.阴冷的

中国人讲：

和相亲对象待了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”

“谢天谢地！”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”