006 How Much English Can You Speak？ 你会说多少英语？

外国人讲：

“Your Honor，I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft.He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around.What’s more， he only speaks a few words of English.”

The judge looked at the defendant and asked，“How much English can you speak？”

The defendant looked up and said，“Give me your wallet！”

1unfair[ʌn＇feə]adj.不公平的

2client[＇klaΙənt]n.客户

3barely[＇beəlΙ]adv.几乎不

4judge[dʒʌdʒ]n.法官

5defendant[dΙ＇fendEnt]n.被告

中国人讲：

“法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎都不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。”

法官看了看被告，问道：“你会说多少英语？”

被告抬起头，说：“把你的钱包给我！”