秀外晦中(英文笑话集)
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第8章 Out of Luck

The man in the jail asked a newcomer why he was imprisoned there.

The newcomer replied,"I think I was out of luck. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of rope. I thought no one wanted it, so I picked it up and took it home. "

"But it was not against the law! "

"I told you I was out of luck, didn't I? "the man sighed,"The trouble was that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope. "

运气不好

牢房里,一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关在那里。

新来的犯人回答说:“我想我是运气不好。几天前,我正在街上走时,看到一截绳子,以为没有人要,就拾起来,带回了家。”

“可这不违法啊!”

“我告诉过你我运气不好,对吗?”那个人叹道,“问题是我没有注意到绳子那头还有一头牛。”