Mrs. Jack: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Jack: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
狗不识字
杰克夫人:哦,亲爱的,我把最爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人:你该在报纸上登广告啊!
杰克夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。