第10章 INTRODUCTION(3)

After this confession therefore,that the public was not the principal deity to which my life was offered a sacrifice,and when it is farther considered what a poor sacrifice this was,being indeed no other than the giving up what I saw little likelihood of being able to hold much longer,and which,upon the terms I held it,nothing but the weakness of human nature could represent to me as worth holding at all;the world may,I believe,without envy,allow me all the praise to which I have any title.My aim,in fact,was not praise,which is the last gift they care to bestow;at least,this was not my aim as an end,but rather as a means of purchasing some moderate provision for my family,which,though it should exceed my merit,must fall infinitely short of my service,if I succeeded in my attempt.To say the truth,the public never act more wisely than when they act most liberally in the distribution of their rewards;and here the good they receive is often more to be considered than the motive from which they receive it.Example alone is the end of all public punishments and rewards.Laws never inflict disgrace in resentment,nor confer honor from gratitude."For it is very hard,my lord,"said a convicted felon at the bar to the late excellent judge Burnet,"to hang a poor man for stealing a horse.""You are not to be hanged sir,"answered my ever-honored and beloved friend,"for stealing a horse,but you are to be hanged that horses may not be stolen."In like manner it might have been said to the late duke of Marlborough,when the parliament was so deservedly liberal to him,after the battle of Blenheim,"You receive not these honors and bounties on account of a victory past,but that other victories may be obtained."I was now,in the opinion of all men,dying of a complication of disorders;and,were I desirous of playing the advocate,I have an occasion fair enough;but I disdain such an attempt.I relate facts plainly and simply as they are;and let the world draw from them what conclusions they please,taking with them the following facts for their instruction:the one is,that the proclamation offering one hundred pounds for the apprehending felons for certain felonies committed in certain places,which I prevented from being revived,had formerly cost the government several thousand pounds within a single year.Secondly,that all such proclamations,instead of curing the evil,had actually increased it;had multiplied the number of robberies;had propagated the worst and wickedest of perjuries;had laid snares for youth and ignorance,which,by the temptation of these rewards,had been sometimes drawn into gui

After having stood the terrible six weeks which succeeded last Christmas,and put a lucky end,if they had known their own interests,to such numbers of aged and infirm valetudinarians,who might have gasped through two or three mild winters more,Ireturned to town in February,in a condition less despaired of by myself than by any of my friends.I now became the patient of Dr.Ward,who wished I had taken his advice earlier.By his advice I was tapped,and fourteen quarts of water drawn from my belly.The sudden relaxation which this caused,added to my enervate,emaciated habit of body,so weakened me that within two days I was thought to be falling into the agonies of death.I was at the worst on that memorable day when the public lost Mr.

Pelham.From that day I began slowly,as it were,to draw my feet out of the grave;till in two months'time I had again acquired some little degree of strength,but was again full of water.During this whole time I took Mr.Ward's medicines,which had seldom any perceptible operation.Those in particular of the diaphoretic kind,the working of which is thought to require a great strength of constitution to support,had so little effect on me,that Mr.Ward declared it was as vain to attempt sweating me as a deal board.In this situation I was tapped a second time.I had one quart of water less taken from me now than before;but I bore all the consequences of the operation much better.This I attributed greatly to a dose of laudanum prescribed by my surgeon.It first gave me the most delicious flow of spirits,and afterwards as comfortable a nap.

The month of May,which was now begun,it seemed reasonable to expect would introduce the spring,and drive of that winter which yet maintained its footing on the stage.I resolved therefore to visit a little house of mine in the country,which stands at Ealing,in the county of Middlesex,in the best air,I believe,in the whole kingdom,and far superior to that of Kensington Gravel-pits;for the gravel is here much wider and deeper,the place higher and more open towards the south,whilst it is guarded from the north wind by a ridge of hills,and from the smells and smoke of London by its distance;which last is not the fate of Kensington,when the wind blows from any corner of the east.

Obligations to Mr.Ward I shall always confess;for I am convinced that he omitted no care in endeavoring to serve me,without any expectation or desire of fee or reward.